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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A Fat Girl's Ultimate Guide to Thinness and Happiness: promotion techniques

I created a separate website for Ricardo's book "A Fat Girl's Ultimate Guide to Thinness and Happiness."

Here's the site:

Weight Management Book: A Fat Girl's Ultimate Guide to Thinness and Happiness

I added the following bunch of lines at the end of the promo:

This weight management book will be your intimate friend.
This weight management book will not make you feel guilty.
This weight management book will SAVE you money.
This weight management book will save you A LOT of money.
This weight management book will amuse you.
This weight management book will reassure you.
This weight management book will calm your nerves.
This weight management book will do away with your fears.
This weight management book will give you confidence.
This weight management book will help you MAINTAIN your weight after you've slimmed down.
This weight management book will help you maintain your weight even if you are not fat to begin with.
This weight management book will respect your schedule.
This weight management book works with your personal preferences.
This weight management book takes into consideration your personal interests.
This weight management book is based on common sense, not pseudo-science.
This weight management book looks at every aspect of your life and does not concentrate on food.
This weight management book will improve your life in more ways than one.
This weight management book will show you new ways to enjoy yourself.
This weight management book will show you how men, sex, shopping, work, lunch breaks, cooking, eating, reading, listening to music, dating, flirting can be a lot more fun than they have been for you so far.
This weight management book will help you gain new exciting friends.
This weight management book will help you make others envy you.
This weight management book is one of a kind.

Let's see what happens.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Article Marketing and stuff

I asked Ricardo to write a dozen very brief articles about his weight management book, A Fat Girl's Ultimate Guide to Thinness and Happiness. He obliged. I've posted the articles to a whole bunch of article directories.

Some of the articles discuss Rubens' paintings. On the website, I added a page to illustrate those, and attached an "add to cart" button. The book is available in both print and electronic formats. It is a revolutionary book. Really.

Waiting for results.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Jenna Jameson: the Chief of Two Dozen Hideous-looking Highway Robbers

Ricardo's new novel is an historical comedy/adventure/romance/action piece. It is both hilarious and quite serious (in spots). Here's the blurb for it:

Even though the Declaration of Independence has been signed and the Revolutionary War is in full swing, Lady Crawford is not impressed. She has her own agenda - keeping her New England estate together while her estranged husband, Lord Crawford, a roguish spy, is away on business. Wealthy landowner in the daytime, robber chief by night, Lady Crawford suddenly falls in love with a good-looking shipbuilder who promptly turns her over to the authorities. Assisted by her husband, she escapes and spends the following adventurous years contemplating revenge.

I've just put it up on the site, temporary cover design and all.

Jenna Jameson: the Chief of Two Dozen Hideous-looking Highway Robbers

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Why TV is So Boring

Monday, October 1, 2007

An Open Letter to the Presidential Candidates

The other one got me quite a few interesting responses. So I decided to write another one - to the candidates. Here it is

My open letter to the Presidential Candidates

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

An Open Letter to the President

A joke's a joke, and yet, as the saying goes, every joke contains a grain of truth. This one seems to have a lot of truth in it, I think. I only realized this after finishing the article.

An Open Letter to the President

Why I Do What I Do

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